coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

Lol

(via hotboyproblems)

aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

(via hotboyproblems)

urbancatfitters:

i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry

(via hotboyproblems)

doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

(via hotboyproblems)

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

(via heartless)

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via heartless)